Author: Direct_Hit

All, Bad news and good news. European friends: super-bummed to let you all know that, like most bands like us, we're postponing our spring touring plans until… Read more

COME SEE US, THE WORST SUBSTITUTE FOR A BAND, OPENING FOR THE BEST BAND NAMED AFTER THE SUBSTITUTE FOR THE DUMBEST DRUG Read more

PROFESSIONAL BANDS REQUIRE PROFESSIONAL VIDEOS MADE BY PROFESSIONALS.  WE SPENT ALL OUR PROFESSIONAL MONEY ON UNPROFESSIONAL THINGS SO WE GAVE DEVON SOME BREADSTICKS AND HE… Read more